So many options:
Poison,
Sleepin pills,
Hanging,
Jumpin from a building,
Lyin on train tracks;
But…
We all choose marriage!!!
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Slow and painful!
Five words women use:
1. FINE
This is the word women use to end an arguement when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. FIVE MINUTES
If she’s getting dressed this means half an hour.
3. NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguements that begin with NOTHING usually end in FINE!
4. GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it!
5. LOUD SIGH
This means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistakes.
Send this to everyone you know to give them a good laugh cuz they know it’s true!
Before Marriage: “Janu tum nahi to main nahi, aur main nahi to tum nahi”
After Marriage: “Beghairta aaj ya tu nahi ya main nahi”
Arab needed heart transplant, but had a rare type of blood that couldn’t be found locally. An Indian was located was who willingly donated his blood. After surgery, Arab sent the Indian a new Rolls Royce, Diamond & $1m. Again Arab required corrective surgery … called the Indian. After surgery Arab sent a Thanks card and Halwa sweets. Upset Indian phoned n asked why da difference this time? Arab: hey…now I have Indian blood in my veins!
Angel said: “I can’t be everywhere to help you…so mother was created”
Devil Replied: “Me too, I can’t be everywhere so I created MOTHER IN LAW”
Husband went to Dubai & sent an SMS to wife:
“Having a wonderful time, wish u were HER…!”
To all my friends who sent me good luck for 2008, it did fuck all. So for 2009 could u plz send either cash or vouchers. Thank You and Happy New Year.
Guy says to his wife: darling, what would you do if I said I’ve won the lottery?
Wife replies: I’d take half then leave u.
Guy says: excellent! I had three numbers and won a tenner. Here’s a fiver – now fuck off!
