Imran Khan - imrank.org » Jokes http://www.imrank.org real fun blog - something for everyone Wed, 26 Oct 2011 21:08:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 Always let your boss have the first say http://www.imrank.org/articles-and-stories/let-your-boss-have-the-first-say/ http://www.imrank.org/articles-and-stories/let-your-boss-have-the-first-say/#comments Mon, 26 Oct 2009 16:53:49 +0000 Imran Khan http://www.imrank.org/?p=157 A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, I’ll give each of you just one wish.

Me first! Me first! says the admin clerk. I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world. Puff! She’s gone.

Me next! Me next! says the sales rep. I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life. Puff! He’s gone.

OK, you’re up, the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, I want those two back in the office after lunch.

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

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]]> http://www.imrank.org/articles-and-stories/let-your-boss-have-the-first-say/feed/ 1 IMAP is out to lunch with HTTP http://www.imrank.org/computers-and-internet/imap-is-out-to-lunch-with-http/ http://www.imrank.org/computers-and-internet/imap-is-out-to-lunch-with-http/#comments Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:17:12 +0000 Imran Khan http://www.imrank.org/?p=142 Exec:    I’m having problems receiving e-mail.
IT guy: It’s the IMAP you are using. It’s not compatible with the settings that you have in your program.
Exec:    This is unacceptable. I want you to call IMAP and get this resolved immediately!
IT guy: I can’t.
Exec:    Why can’t you do this?
IT guy: Because IMAP is out to lunch with HTTP.

Los Angeles, California
http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/009406.html

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]]> http://www.imrank.org/computers-and-internet/imap-is-out-to-lunch-with-http/feed/ 0 Creation http://www.imrank.org/jokes/creation/ http://www.imrank.org/jokes/creation/#comments Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:10:52 +0000 Imran Khan http://www.imrank.org/?p=67 A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be   so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.” The wife responded, “Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!”

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]]> http://www.imrank.org/jokes/creation/feed/ 0 Words http://www.imrank.org/jokes/words/ http://www.imrank.org/jokes/words/#comments Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:44:37 +0000 Imran Khan http://www.imrank.org/?p=66 A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day…  
30,000 to a man’s 15,000.

The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men….
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”

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]]> http://www.imrank.org/jokes/words/feed/ 1 The Silent Treatment http://www.imrank.org/jokes/the-silent-treatment/ http://www.imrank.org/jokes/the-silent-treatment/#comments Tue, 07 Apr 2009 15:47:40 +0000 Imran Khan http://www.imrank.org/?p=65 A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM .” He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM . Wake up.”

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