Life would be much better lived backwards Posted on December 29th, 2008
You’d start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, wake up in an old peoples’ home feeling better every day.
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Courtroom Funnies Posted on December 26th, 2008
If these are true, then they are very amusing indeed!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
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Why I sacked my secretary? Posted on December 25th, 2008
Last week was my birthday and i didn’t feel very well, waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a present for me as it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.”
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Amazing Windows Bugs (You MUST Try!) Posted on December 22nd, 2008
Nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as “CON”. This is something pretty cool and unbelievable. At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn’t answer why this happened!
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Help Mankind Posted on December 19th, 2008
A man was riding his Harley beside a Sydney beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, ‘Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.
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Vegetable Fun Posted on December 9th, 2008
Download vegetable fun power point file and enjoy.
Click here to download file.
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It deosn’t mttaer! Posted on December 6th, 2008
Remember all those long hours during our school experience that we spent on memorizing how to spell words correctly. The next example shows us that we may have wasted a lot of time in class and at home.
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, […]
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Driving Styles Posted on December 4th, 2008
One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window - Sydney
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn - Japan
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator - Boston
Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror - New York
Both hands in air, […]
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Installing Husband Posted on November 30th, 2008
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then […]
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