Imran Khan - imrank.org » life http://www.imrank.org real fun blog - something for everyone Wed, 26 Oct 2011 21:08:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 Life would be much better lived backwards http://www.imrank.org/humour/life-would-be-much-better-lived-backwards/ http://www.imrank.org/humour/life-would-be-much-better-lived-backwards/#comments Mon, 29 Dec 2008 12:54:20 +0000 Imran Khan http://www.imrank.org/?p=34 You’d start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, wake up in an old peoples’ home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. At retirement – 18 years of age – you drive the sports car you can actually enjoy!

You eat what you want, you party… and you get ready to start school. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then …

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day… And then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case

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