Imran Khan - imrank.org » funny sms http://www.imrank.org real fun blog - something for everyone Wed, 26 Oct 2011 21:08:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 Before and After Marriage http://www.imrank.org/sms/before-and-after-marriage/ http://www.imrank.org/sms/before-and-after-marriage/#comments Sat, 18 Apr 2009 22:11:30 +0000 Imran Khan http://www.imrank.org/?p=71 Before Marriage: “Janu tum nahi to main nahi, aur main nahi to tum nahi”
After Marriage: “Beghairta aaj ya tu nahi ya main nahi”

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]]> http://www.imrank.org/sms/before-and-after-marriage/feed/ 0 Arab and Indian http://www.imrank.org/sms/arab-and-indian/ http://www.imrank.org/sms/arab-and-indian/#comments Sat, 18 Apr 2009 21:55:37 +0000 Imran Khan http://www.imrank.org/?p=70 Arab needed heart transplant, but had a rare type of blood that couldn’t be found locally. An Indian was located was who willingly donated his blood. After surgery, Arab sent the Indian a new Rolls Royce, Diamond & $1m. Again Arab required corrective surgery … called the Indian. After surgery Arab sent a Thanks card and Halwa sweets. Upset Indian phoned n asked why da difference this time? Arab: hey…now I have Indian blood in my veins!

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Devil Replied: “Me too, I can’t be everywhere so I created MOTHER IN LAW”

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]]> http://www.imrank.org/sms/mother-in-law/feed/ 2 What a spelling mistake can do http://www.imrank.org/sms/what-a-spelling-mistake-can-do/ http://www.imrank.org/sms/what-a-spelling-mistake-can-do/#comments Thu, 26 Feb 2009 16:28:29 +0000 Imran Khan http://www.imrank.org/?p=49 Husband went to Dubai & sent an SMS to wife:

“Having a wonderful time, wish u were HER…!”

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]]> http://www.imrank.org/sms/what-a-spelling-mistake-can-do/feed/ 0 Who sent me good luck for 2008 http://www.imrank.org/sms/who-sent-me-good-luck-for-2008/ http://www.imrank.org/sms/who-sent-me-good-luck-for-2008/#comments Thu, 01 Jan 2009 17:17:41 +0000 Imran Khan http://www.imrank.org/?p=37 To all my friends who sent me good luck for 2008, it did fuck all. So for 2009 could u plz send either cash or vouchers. Thank You and Happy New Year.

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]]> http://www.imrank.org/sms/who-sent-me-good-luck-for-2008/feed/ 1 What if I have won the lottery? http://www.imrank.org/sms/what-if-i-have-won-the-lottery/ http://www.imrank.org/sms/what-if-i-have-won-the-lottery/#comments Tue, 30 Dec 2008 15:12:13 +0000 Imran Khan http://www.imrank.org/?p=35 Guy says to his wife: darling, what would you do if I said I’ve won the lottery?

Wife replies: I’d take half then leave u.

Guy says: excellent! I had three numbers and won a tenner. Here’s a fiver – now fuck off!

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