Before Marriage: “Janu tum nahi to main nahi, aur main nahi to tum nahi”
After Marriage: “Beghairta aaj ya tu nahi ya main nahi”
Arab needed heart transplant, but had a rare type of blood that couldn’t be found locally. An Indian was located was who willingly donated his blood. After surgery, Arab sent the Indian a new Rolls Royce, Diamond & $1m. Again Arab required corrective surgery … called the Indian. After surgery Arab sent a Thanks card and Halwa sweets. Upset Indian phoned n asked why da difference this time? Arab: hey…now I have Indian blood in my veins!
Angel said: “I can’t be everywhere to help you…so mother was created”
Devil Replied: “Me too, I can’t be everywhere so I created MOTHER IN LAW”
Husband went to Dubai & sent an SMS to wife:
“Having a wonderful time, wish u were HER…!”
To all my friends who sent me good luck for 2008, it did fuck all. So for 2009 could u plz send either cash or vouchers. Thank You and Happy New Year.
Guy says to his wife: darling, what would you do if I said I’ve won the lottery?
Wife replies: I’d take half then leave u.
Guy says: excellent! I had three numbers and won a tenner. Here’s a fiver – now fuck off!
