Guy says to his wife: darling, what would you do if I said I’ve won the lottery?
Wife replies: I’d take half then leave u.
Guy says: excellent! I had three numbers and won a tenner. Here’s a fiver – now fuck off!
Guy says to his wife: darling, what would you do if I said I’ve won the lottery?
Wife replies: I’d take half then leave u.
Guy says: excellent! I had three numbers and won a tenner. Here’s a fiver – now fuck off!
