Imran Khan – imrank.org

Click on the URL below to open the link in a new window. Read the instruction below before you start playing.

http://freeweb.siol.net/danej/riverIQGame.swf
click the blue circle to start.

Everybody has to cross the river. The following rules apply:

• Only 2 persons on the raft at a time
• The father cannot stay with any of the daughters, without their mother’s presence
• The mother cannot stay with any of the sons, without their father’s presence
• The thief (striped shirt) cannot stay with any family member, if the Policeman is not there
• Only the Father, the Mother and the Policeman know how to operate the raft

To move the people, click on them. To move the raft, click on the pole on the opposite side of the river.

Wish you good luck. Don’t forget to post your comments once you’re done.

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Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months. 
Clifford Stoll

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
Carl Sagan

Technology…is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other.
Charles Percy

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled.
Richard Feynman

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
Ann Landers

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can’t stop eating peanuts.
Orson Welles

In science the important thing is to modify and change one’s ideas as science advances.
Herbert Spencer

Science fiction is no more written for scientists than ghost stories are written for ghosts.
Brian W. Aldiss

The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it.
William Gibson

The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn’t get bigger or heavier.
Bill Gates

If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
Anon

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Apple introduces revolutionary new laptop with no keyboard.

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This cartoon got the Best Political Cartoon Award.

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Muhammad Ali (Cassius Marcellus Clay) was born on 17th January 1942 in Louisville, Kentuck (USA). He accepted Islam in 1964. Ali won World Heavyweight Championship three times and was also the winner of an Olympic Light-Heavyweight Gold medal.  In 1999, he was crowned “Sportsman of the Century” by Sports Illustrated and the BBC.

Below are Muhammad Ali’s famous quotes:

1. Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are.
2. Don’t count the days, make the days count.
3. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
4. Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It’s not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.
5. Hating people because of their color is wrong. And it doesn’t matter which color does the hating. It’s just plain wrong.
6. I believe in the religion of Islam. I believe in Allah and peace.
7. I hated every minute of training, but I said, ”Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.”
8. I never thought of losing, but now that it’ s happened, the only thing is to do it right. That’s my obligation to all the people who believe in me. We all have to take defeats in life.
9. I wish people would love everybody else the way they love me. It would be a better world.
10. It isn’t the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it’s the pebble in your shoe.
11. It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I just beat people up.
12. It’s lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges, and I believed in myself.
13. Love is a net that catches hearts like a fish.
14. My toughest fight was with my first wife.
15. My way of joking is to tell the truth. That’s the funniest joke in the world.
16. Silence is golden when you can’t think of a good answer.
17. Superman don’t need no seat belt.
18. The man who has no imagination has no wings.
19. The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
20. There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.

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To all my friends who sent me good luck for 2008, it did fuck all. So for 2009 could u plz send either cash or vouchers. Thank You and Happy New Year.

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May God give you true happiness and great pleasures in 2009.

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Guy says to his wife: darling, what would you do if I said I’ve won the lottery?

Wife replies: I’d take half then leave u.

Guy says: excellent! I had three numbers and won a tenner. Here’s a fiver – now fuck off!

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You’d start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, wake up in an old peoples’ home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. At retirement – 18 years of age – you drive the sports car you can actually enjoy!

You eat what you want, you party… and you get ready to start school. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then …

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day… And then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case

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