02
May

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me-her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.” I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!”

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car! :)

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01
May

A desperate husband tried to kill his mother-in-law with an anti-tank missile launcher after claiming she’d turned his wife against him. Bosnian Miroslav Miljici wanted revenge after blaming his wife’s mum for the break-up of his marriage. And when his mother-in-law survived the rocket attack on her home, he tried to finish her off with a machine gun, a court in Doboj, Bosnia, was told. Amazingly, she survived both attacks with barely a scratch, judges heard. In defence Miljici – jailed for six years for attempted murder – told the court he could no longer take his mother-in-law’s nagging.

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30
Apr

Now you can upgrade the security of your computer to a higher level than ever before.

No one can see your passwords or whatever you’re typing:
Computer Security 1

No one can see whatever you’re typing or which website you’re surfing:
Computer Security 2

And the Ultimate is:
Computer Security 3

Thanks to my friend(s) who keep sending me interesting stuff.

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28
Apr

F1 button in horrific accident. All programmers should get their coats and get ready to go home.

F1 Accident

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25
Apr

I am sure you will like these funny images.

Hair Cut - I would be lion

Funny Cat

Mouse - Really

Funny Monkey

Ice Hockey

Crazy Contortionist

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23
Apr

In a study of three-year-old used vehicles, Buick and Jaguar share the honor as the most dependable brands in automotive industry.

Buick
BUICK

Jaguar XF
JAGUAR XF

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22
Apr

A young boy asks his father…
Dad, how does  politics actually work?

The father tells his son..

  • Well you see, it’s like this, I make the money and bring it home, so therefore I am the Capitalist
  • Your mother manages and administers the money, so she is like the Government
  • Your grandfather monitors and oversees things to make sure that everything is in order and running smoothly, so therefore he is like the Trade Union
  • Our maid does all the manual labour around the house, so she is like the Working Class
  • We all have a common purpose, namely your well being; consequently you are like the People and your little brother in diapers represents the Future

Do you understand my son?
The little boy thinks about it and tells his father that he’ll sleep on it and think about it some more…

During the night the little boy wakes up because his little brother has filled his diapers and is crying terrribly
Because the little boy isn’t sure what to do, he goes to his parents bedroom…

  • He finds his mother lying in bed but because she is sleeping so soundly, he can’t seem to wake her up…
  • So the boy proceeds to the maid’s room for assistance, where he finds his father in bed with the maid, while his grandfather is inconspicuously watching the action through a bedroom window
  • Everyone is so occupied with what they are doing that they don’t even notice the little boy standing in front of them…
  • So because no one comes to his aid,  the young lad decides to go back to bed again…

The next morning the father asks his son if he’d given more thought to the question of politics and if so, to explain in his own words how it works…

“Yes” answers the boy…

  • The Capitalist screws the Working Class
  • The Unions stand idly by and watch while the Government sleeps
  • The People are completely ignored
  • And the Future lies in Shit

That’s how Politics works

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21
Apr

Please share if you know how this guy manage to do this.

 

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18
Apr

Before Marriage: “Janu tum nahi to main nahi, aur main nahi to tum nahi”
After Marriage: “Beghairta aaj ya tu nahi ya main nahi”

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18
Apr

Arab needed heart transplant, but had a rare type of blood that couldn’t be found locally. An Indian was located was who willingly donated his blood. After surgery, Arab sent the Indian a new Rolls Royce, Diamond & $1m. Again Arab required corrective surgery … called the Indian. After surgery Arab sent a Thanks card and Halwa sweets. Upset Indian phoned n asked why da difference this time? Arab: hey…now I have Indian blood in my veins!

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