Imran Khan – imrank.org

Love and friendship defined in one single picture.

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I was going through site analytics and compile a list of most popular posts of 2008. This is bit late to post this data but I am sure these posts will be interest of you.

1.  Why I Sacked My Secretary

2.  Link Building Secrets

3.  Life Would Be Much Better Lived Backwards

4.  Philosophy In A Jar

5.  Amazing Windows Bugs

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• I can’t understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I’m frightened of old ones.  – John Cage 
• I’d rather live with a good question than a bad answer. – Aryeh Frimer
• If you can’t describe what you are doing as a process, you don’t know what you’re doing.  – W. Edwards Deming
• If you carry your childhood with you, you never become older.  – Abraham Sutzkever
• Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. – C. Archie Danielson
• It’s the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time. – Tallulah Bankhead
• Make your life a mission-not an intermission. – Arnold H. Glasgow
• Perfection consists not in doing extraordinary things, but in doing ordinary things extraordinarily well. – Angelique Arnauld
• Success is getting what you want, and happiness is wanting what you get. – Dave Gardner
• The brave Love mercy, and delight to save. – John Gay
• The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work. – Mark Twain
• The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.  – Walt Disney
• To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first. – Shakespeare
• True love is like a ghost; everyone talks of it, few have seen it.  – La Rochefoucauld
• When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. – Thomas Szasz
• Work like you don’t need money, love like you’ve never been hurt, and dance like no one’s watching. – Unknown Author
• If you want work well done, select a busy man; the other kind has no time. – Elbert Hubbard
• You don’t know what power you have until you make choices in a hard time. – Lord Dragnys
• It’s kind of fun to do the impossible. – Walt Disney
• Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. – John Wilmot

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I’m never too sure of the exact definition of irony, perhaps this is it. I’ve always thought tattoos were pretty naff, but this has just changed all that.

Source: http://surfeuropemag.com/features/category/juice/the-most-ironic-tattoo-in-the-world

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 Here is my favourite Tom & Jerry. Click to play video and let yourself enjoy this.

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I was going through my old emails and come across this. This is different from usual stuff, so I thought that I should share this with you.

Bitchology?

When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch.

Being a bitch means I won’t compromise what’s in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won’t allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch.

The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone’s maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won’t become anyone else’s idea of what they think I “should” be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!

So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won’t succeed. And if that makes me a bitch, so be it. I embrace the title and am proud to bear it.

B – Babe
I – In
T – Total
C – Control of
H – Herself

B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman

B = Beautiful
I = Individual
T = That
C = Can
H = Handle anything

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Here is the intro for Knight Rider 2009 series.

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Cricket is a gentleman’s game, but Sledging (from the wiki with examples) makes you think otherwise. Here are a few examples.

• Rod Marsh & Ian Botham: When Botham took guard in an Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him to the wicket with the immortal words: “So how’s your wife & my kids?”
• Daryll Cullinan & Shane Warne: As Cullinan was on his way to the wicket, Warne told him he had been waiting 2 years for another chance to humiliate him. “Looks like you spent it eating,” Cullinan retorted.
• Glenn McGrath (bowling to portly Zimbabwean chicken farmer Eddo Brandes): “Hey Eddo, why are you so F**ing Fat?” Eddo Brandes:”Because everytime I F*** your mother, she throws me a biscuit”
• Robin Smith & Merv Hughes: During 1989 Lords Test Hughes said to Smith after he played & missed : “You can’t f**king bat”. Smith to Hughes after he smacked him to the boundary: “Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. I can’t f**king bat & you can’t f**king bowl.”
• Merv Hughes & Javed Miandad: During 1991 Adelaide Test, Javed called Merv a fat bus conductor. A few balls later Merv dismissed Javed: “Tickets please”, Merv called out as he ran past the departing batsman.
• Merv Hughes & Viv Richards: During a test match in the West Indies, Hughes didn’t say a word to Viv, but continued to stare at him after deliveries. “This is my island, my culture. Don’t you be staring at me. In my culture we just bowl.” Merv didn’t reply, but after he dismissed him he announced to the batsman: “In my culture we just say f**k off.”
• And of course you can’t forget Ian Healy’s legendary comment that was picked up by the Channel 9 microphones when Arjuna Ranatunga called for a runner on a particularly hot night during a one dayer in Sydney… “You don’t get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat c**t!!!”
• James Ormond had just come out to bat on an ashes tour and was greeted by Mark Waugh…….. MW: “F*ck me, look who it is. Mate, what are you doing out here, there’s no way you’re good enough to play for England” JO : “Maybe not, but at least i’m the best player in my family”
• McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan: “So what does Brian Lara’s d*ck taste like?” Sarwan: “I don’t know. Ask your wife.” McGrath (losing it): “If you ever F*&king mention my wife again, I’ll F*ing rip your F**ing throat out.”
• Mark Waugh standing at second slip, the new player ( Adam Parore) comes to the crease playing & missing the first ball. Mark – “Ohh, I remember you from a couple years ago in Australia. You were sh*t then, you’re fu*king useless now”.Parore- (Turning around) “Yeah, that’s me & when I was there you were going out with that old, ugly sl*t & now I hear you’ve married her. You dumb c*nt”.
• Yet another Australian witticism with this time porky Sri Lankan batsman Arjuna Ranatunga the victim. Shane Warne, trying to tempt the batsman out of his crease mused what it took to get the plump character to get out of his crease and drive. Wicketkeeper Ian Healy piped up, “Put a Mars Bar on a good length. That should do it.”
• Ravi Shastri v/s the aussie 12th man (don’t remember who, and don’t want to slander anyone) shastri hits it to this guy and looks for a single…this guy gets the ball in and says “if you leave the crease i’ll break your f***ing head” Shastri: “if you could bat as well as you can talk you wouldn’t be the f***ing 12th man”
• Malcolm Marshall was bowling to David Boon who had played and missed a couple of times. Marshall: “Now David, Are you going to get out now or am I going to have to bowl around the wicket and kill you?”
• Fred Trueman bowling. The batsman edges and the ball goes to first slip, and right between Raman Subba Row’s legs. Fred doesn’t say a word. At the end of the over, Row ambles past Trueman and apologises sheepishly. “I should’ve kept my legs together, Fred”. “So should your mother” he replied.

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You must see this video and remember old days.

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