Imran Khan – imrank.org

This is for my Urdu speaking audience. I will be posting more videos for Pakistan Independence day till 14th August.

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An email from one website owner to another website owner. This is really funny.

Subject: Images on your site

hello:

I must say, I am quite upset. I have been using images from your web site on my web site for long time now and suddenly they are gone. And I am concerned. I am using my web site to build up my business which is not easy and you should changed the location or deleted them or something.

My concern is that if you do not upload the images again I might have to contact my lawyer as I am using these images for the purpose of advertising and this sudden change without warning means I have to find where you have moved them and to get them working again.

Why would you do such a thing? I am an honest business man and small business like mine never get respect. I hope you realize it look me long time to find images I liked. Now I have to find your images again. Please put them back right away. I don’t think you want me to call my lawyer about this.

Please contact me either at this email or at xxx to resolve this matter.
Sincerely
xxx

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A Belgian teenager who had threatened to sue a tattoo artist who left her with 56 stars on her face has admitted she was lying. Kimberley Vlaeminck, 18, claimed that she’d asked for three small stars but fell asleep during the procedure and woke up with a whole galaxy on her face. Now she’s confessed she knew exactly what tattoo parlour owner Rouslan Toumaniantz was doing but changed her mind later. Kimberley only made her admission after being caught on a hidden camera by Belgium TV show De Jakhalzen saying the only thing she hadn’t been sure of were the stars on her nose. She had demanded £10,000 compensation to have the stars removed by laser treatment. Mr Toumaniantz had insisted that she “got what she wanted” at the Tattoo Boy studio in Courtrai – and only complained when her dad got angry and her boyfriend dumped her – Ananova.

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Exec:    I’m having problems receiving e-mail.
IT guy: It’s the IMAP you are using. It’s not compatible with the settings that you have in your program.
Exec:    This is unacceptable. I want you to call IMAP and get this resolved immediately!
IT guy: I can’t.
Exec:    Why can’t you do this?
IT guy: Because IMAP is out to lunch with HTTP.

Los Angeles, California
http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/009406.html

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When I Asked God for Strength
He Gave Me Difficult Situations to Face

When I Asked God for Brain & Brown
He Gave Me Puzzles in Life to Solve

When I Asked God for Happiness
He Showed Me Some Unhappy People

When I Asked God for Wealth
He Showed Me How to Work Hard

When I Asked God for Favors
He Showed Me Opportunities to Work Hard

When I Asked God for Peace
He Showed Me How to Help Others

God Gave Me Nothing I Wanted
He Gave Me Everything I Needed

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There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the woods, but he could never hit the target. Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner.

As he was walking back he saw Grandma’s pet duck. Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square in the head and killed it. He was shocked and grieved! In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile, only to see his sister watching!

Fatima had seen it all, but she said nothing. After lunch the next day Grandma said, ‘Fatima, let’s wash the dishes.’ But Fatima said, ‘Grandma, Ahmed told me he wanted to help in the kitchen.’ Then she whispered to him, ‘Remember the duck?’ So Ahmed did the dishes.

Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fishing and Grandma said, ‘I’m sorry but I need Fatima to help make supper.’

Fatima just smiled and said, ‘Well, that’s all right because Ahmed told me he wanted to help.’ She whispered again, ‘Remember the duck?’ So Fatima went fishing and Ahmed stayed to help.

After several days of Ahmed doing both his chores and Fatima’s, he finally couldn’t stand it any longer.

He came to Grandma and confessed that he had killed  the duck. Grandma knelt down, gave him a hug and said, ‘Sweetheart, I know. You see, I was standing at the window and I saw the whole thing, but because I love you, I forgave you. I was just wondering how long you would let Fatima make a slave of you.’

Thought for the day and every day thereafter?

Whatever is in your past, whatever you have done… and the devil keeps throwing it up in your face (lying, cheating, debt, fear, bad habits, hatred, anger, bitterness, etc.)…whatever it is…You need to know that Allah was standing at the window and He saw the whole  thing. He has seen your whole life. He wants you to know that He loves you and that you are forgiven.

He’s just wondering how long you will let the devil make a slave of you.

The great thing about Allah is that when you ask for forgiveness, He not only forgives you, but He forgets. It is by Allah’s grace and mercy that we are saved.

Go ahead and make a difference in someone’s life today. Share this with a friend and always remember: Allah is at the window!

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Post content has been removed after complaint from one of my friend.

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