Some more funny pictures for you. I like them and hope you will like too.
Gotta love a business owner with a sense of humor.
Immaturity – some people never grown up (My Favourite)
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, ‘Can I also sit like you and do nothing?’
The eagle answered: ‘Sure, why not.’
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, I’ll give each of you just one wish.
Me first! Me first! says the admin clerk. I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world. Puff! She’s gone.
Me next! Me next! says the sales rep. I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life. Puff! He’s gone.
OK, you’re up, the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, I want those two back in the office after lunch.
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, Iwill give you £800 to drop that towel. After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, Who was that? It was Bob the next door neighbour, she replies. Great, the husband says, did he say anything about the £800 he owes me?
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
This is for my Urdu speaking audience. I will be posting more videos for Pakistan Independence day till 14th August.
An email from one website owner to another website owner. This is really funny.
Subject: Images on your site
hello:
I must say, I am quite upset. I have been using images from your web site on my web site for long time now and suddenly they are gone. And I am concerned. I am using my web site to build up my business which is not easy and you should changed the location or deleted them or something.
My concern is that if you do not upload the images again I might have to contact my lawyer as I am using these images for the purpose of advertising and this sudden change without warning means I have to find where you have moved them and to get them working again.
Why would you do such a thing? I am an honest business man and small business like mine never get respect. I hope you realize it look me long time to find images I liked. Now I have to find your images again. Please put them back right away. I don’t think you want me to call my lawyer about this.
Please contact me either at this email or at xxx to resolve this matter.
Sincerely
xxx
A Belgian teenager who had threatened to sue a tattoo artist who left her with 56 stars on her face has admitted she was lying. Kimberley Vlaeminck, 18, claimed that she’d asked for three small stars but fell asleep during the procedure and woke up with a whole galaxy on her face. Now she’s confessed she knew exactly what tattoo parlour owner Rouslan Toumaniantz was doing but changed her mind later. Kimberley only made her admission after being caught on a hidden camera by Belgium TV show De Jakhalzen saying the only thing she hadn’t been sure of were the stars on her nose. She had demanded £10,000 compensation to have the stars removed by laser treatment. Mr Toumaniantz had insisted that she “got what she wanted” at the Tattoo Boy studio in Courtrai – and only complained when her dad got angry and her boyfriend dumped her – Ananova.
Exec: I’m having problems receiving e-mail.
IT guy: It’s the IMAP you are using. It’s not compatible with the settings that you have in your program.
Exec: This is unacceptable. I want you to call IMAP and get this resolved immediately!
IT guy: I can’t.
Exec: Why can’t you do this?
IT guy: Because IMAP is out to lunch with HTTP.
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