Imran Khan – imrank.org

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:

FIRST – Emergency
The emergency number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialled even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.

SECOND – Have you locked your keys in the car?
Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their mobile phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. This saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other ‘remote’ for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).

THIRD – Hidden Battery Power
Imagine your mobile battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370# and your mobile will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your mobile next time.

FOURTH – How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your Mobile phone’s serial number, key in the following digits on your phone! e.g.: * # 0 6 # 

A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone gets stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won’t get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can’t use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.

This is the kind of information people don’t mind receiving, so pass it on to your family and friends.

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One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window – Sydney

One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn – Japan

One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator – Boston

Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror – New York

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat – Italy

One hand on horn, one hand on holding gear, one ear listening to loud music, one ear on cell phone, one foot on accelerator, one foot on clutch, nothing on break, eyes on females in next car – Welcome to Pakistan!

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It’s FINALLY arrived!
Send a smile, make someone laugh, have some fun.

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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance – particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: “http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm” and try to download Tears 6.2, and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above applications can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash! Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

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January
Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl of a kind. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome . Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.

February
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality.
Attractive . Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble.Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when Restricted. Lovesaggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it.Dislikes unnecessary things. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the Inside not outside. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

March
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and Reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves Peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Loves to help others.

Hardly shows emotions. Hard to understand at times. Tends to bottle up feelings. Great lover! Attractive and affectionate. Strong mentality.

April
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and Sympathetic. Concernedand! Detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident.Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory.Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to Cheereveryone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and Others. Understanding. Fun to be around.

Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.

May
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly Motivated. Sharp thoughts! Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings Beautiful physically and mentally . Firm Standpoint.Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex.Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to Dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.

Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good Imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike Being at home.

Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited.

June
You’ve got the best personality and are an absolute Pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and Be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have An a very attractive partner. A wicked Hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a Massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may One day become a famous actor/actress yourself – heck, you’ve got the Looks for it!!!

July
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to Be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.Takes pride in oneself. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.

Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and Forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally.

Strong sense of sympathy. Judges people through Observations. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

August
Outgoing personality. Takes risks. Feeds on attention. No self control. Kind Hearted. Self confident. Loud and boisterous.VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. has an “every thing’s peachy” attitude. Likes talking and singing. loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of “that someone”. longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. “Charming” or “beautiful” to everyone . Stubborn. Curious. Independent. strong willed. a fighter.

September
Active and dynamic. Decisive but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate. Insecure.
Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems.Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring.Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys tender affection.Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.

Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.

October
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to be at the center of attention. Appreciates beauty. Inner and physical beauty are yours. Spendthrift. Doesn’t pretend but sometimes tells tales. Gets angry often but controlstemper. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends.> Easily hurt but recovers easily. Sometimes indecisive. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not always care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all .

November
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious . Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality.! Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes . Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.

December
This straight-up means your the most good-looking person possible…better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced! by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best.
Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has
that someone always on his/her mind.

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If you can answer these questions you’ve probably grasped the meanin of life‏.

• Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
• Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?
• Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
• Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
• Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
• Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
• Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a gun at him!
• Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
• Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?
• What is the speed of darkness?
• Are there specially reserved parking spaces for non-disabled people at The Special Olympics?
• If you send someone ‘Styrofoam’, how do you pack it?
• If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
• If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
• If it’s true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
• Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
• If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
• Can you cry under water?
• What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
• If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
• How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?
• Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
• If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
• Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
• Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? ………… they’re still going to see you naked anyway.

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A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items infront of him. When class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks right to the top, rocks about 2″ in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was full? They agreed that it was.

So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks. The students laughed. He asked his students again if the jar was full. They agreed that yes, it was.

The professor then picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.

“Now,” said the professor, “I want you to recognise that this is your life.

The rocks are the important things – your faith, your beliefs, your family, your partner, your health, your children – anything that is so important to you that if it were lost, you would be nearly destroyed.

The pebbles are the other things in life that matter, but on a smaller scale. The pebbles represent things like your job, your house, your car, etc. The sand is everything else. The small stuff.

If you put the sand or the pebbles into your life first, there is no room for the rocks. The same goes for your life.

If you spend all your energy and time on the small stuff, material things, you will never have room for the things that are truly most important. Pay attention to the things that are critical in your life. Play with your children and spend quality time with your spouse. There will always be time to go to work, clean the house, fix the car, etc.

Take care of the rocks first – the things that really matter. The rest is just pebbles and sand.”

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Mozilla, the company behind the Firefox browser, has released technology that helps websites detect the physical location of computers.

The system will allow users, for instance, to find local restaurants when they travel to a new town.

The Geode project is an experimental add-on ahead of a full blown launch of geolocation technology in version 3.1 of Firefox.

Users will have control over how much location information they give.

It uses technology from a firm called Skyhook which works out a computer’s location from nearby wireless networks.

Its so-called Loki system can determine location within seconds with an accuracy of about 10 to 20 metres. 

To read full story, please visit http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7659497.stm

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I added email address (myclientname@googlemail.com) in my Google Analytics account. After some time, I received an email from my client that they can’t see data in Google Analytics. I had the full access for my client email and I logged on Google Analytics and I was unable to see profile in dropdown menu. It was strange and I start looking into this.

To further investigate this I added my Gmail address (myemail@gmail.com) in Google Analytics profile and everything was working fine. I need to fix this problem and after spending an hour on different options, finally I got the solution.

When I login Google Analytics as myclientname@googlemail.com, Google Analytics consider that as myclientname@gmail.com. So, I give access to myclientname@gmail.com and I was able to see data in Google Analytics.

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TITLE tag is one of the most important elements of on page optimisation. A TITLE tag defines the title of the HTML document. In general title of any document is very important and should be self explanatory. Writing optimised and search engine friendly TITLE will direct your SEO efforts in the right direction.

Below are few tips about TITLE tag:

• It should not exceed more than 60 character including spaces.
• Keep targeted keywords in start.
• Put your brand name at the end.
• Don’t stuff keywords.
• Make sure all pages have unique TITLE.
• If TITLE has been generated through CMS, then keep the page name in the start then section and brand name at the end.

Here are few examples of TITLE tag:

• Online and Digital Marketing Agency – headland
• Search Engine Optimisation – Services – Multimedia

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