You’d start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, wake up in an old peoples’ home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. At retirement – 18 years of age – you drive the sports car you can actually enjoy!
You eat what you want, you party… and you get ready to start school. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then …
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day… And then, you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case
3 Responses to “Life would be much better lived backwards”
it is very much possible that in other part of universers, God might have introduced this life cycle
God knows better.
lmao. if only it was this way….
xD
but i supposed God knows why he made life this way, *sigh*.
awesome blog btw. ive added you to my blogroll. =]