What if I have won the lottery? Posted on December 30th, 2008
Guy says to his wife: darling, what would you do if I said I’ve won the lottery?
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Life would be much better lived backwards Posted on December 29th, 2008
You’d start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, wake up in an old peoples’ home feeling better every day.
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Courtroom Funnies Posted on December 26th, 2008
If these are true, then they are very amusing indeed!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
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Why I sacked my secretary? Posted on December 25th, 2008
Last week was my birthday and i didn’t feel very well, waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a present for me as it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.”
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Amazing Windows Bugs (You MUST Try!) Posted on December 22nd, 2008
Nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as “CON”. This is something pretty cool and unbelievable. At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn’t answer why this happened!
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Help Mankind Posted on December 19th, 2008
A man was riding his Harley beside a Sydney beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, ‘Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.
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Nail in the fence Posted on December 15th, 2008
There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.
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Little Johnny is at it again Posted on December 9th, 2008
Little Johnny watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, “Mommy, I […]
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Jobless man and the email address Posted on December 9th, 2008
A jobless man applied for the position of “office boy” at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him, then a test: clean the floor. “You are engaged” he said, give me your email address, and I will send you the application to fill, as well as when you will start. The man replied “I don’t have […]
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Vegetable Fun Posted on December 9th, 2008
Download vegetable fun power point file and enjoy.
Click here to download file.
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