The Woman’s Remote Posted on November 30th, 2008
It’s FINALLY arrived!
Send a smile, make someone laugh, have some fun.
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Installing Husband Posted on November 30th, 2008
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then […]
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What kind of baby are you? Posted on November 28th, 2008
January
Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl of a kind. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome . Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.
February
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and […]
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Deep Questions Posted on November 26th, 2008
If you can answer these questions you’ve probably grasped the meanin of life.
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, […]
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Philosophy in a jar! Posted on November 25th, 2008
A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items infront of him. When class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks right to the top, rocks about 2″ in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was full? They agreed that […]
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